I'm actually a big fan of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!
Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin?
|I Can Smell What The Rock Is Cooking, TESTOSTERONE Jabroni!|
So who sees a movie like "Fast Five", the 5th Fast and the Furious movie, with a plot so simple and unoriginal that it could have been written by a 7 year old? THIS GUY! I actually did want to see this movie because both The Rock and Vin Diesel were both in it, and I'm a sucker for dumb action movies (I loved The Expendables for instance, which had an equally predictable plot). So anyways, the plot was stolen from every other type of car chase and heist movie but I still liked it.
|"I'm A Cop You Idiot!" -Ahnold|
Did he just use a bulking up workout routine including heavy weights, compound movements, low-medium reps, and enormous amounts of calories? Or did he take the quicker method of steroids or human growth hormone (hgh) to put on the freakish mass he displayed in the movie? We may never know, but you gotta see the movie to know what I mean, he's a monster! These pictures don't do him justice.
|Fishing with Assault Rifles!|
|Know Your Role, and Shut Your Mouth!|
|The People's Champion at Wrestlemania in April 2011|
I hope The Rock doesn't come and lay the smackdown on my Roody Poo candy ass for being such a jabroni and writing this blog post! :( If ya smeeelllllllalalalalala, what The Rock, is Cookin!
|The Rock In His Glory Days as WWE Champ|
And just so you all know, I'm a big fan of Dwayne Johnson and all he's accomplished. I mean no disrespect to his incredible career and personally don't find anyone repulsive just because they took performance enhancers...we've all made mistakes and had to do things we aren't proud of!
Weapons of Mass Destruction!
Glad he is on Team Jesus, maybe he'll forgive me for this post!
Michael J. Schiemer B.S. CPT
Owner of FRUGAL FITNESS Worldwide Wellness & Elite CheapskateOwner & Personal Trainer of RESULTS Private Fitness Boston, MA
Author of The Frugal Diet, The Frugal Workout, & The Ultimate Fit Guides