Frugal Finance: The Rock On Steroids

The Rock On Steroids - Dwayne Johnson HGH

Is The Rock Dwayne Johnson on steroids and growth hormones? Say it ain't so! Yes our potential future president Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been using roids and HGH on and off since he played college football for the Miami Hurricanes and later the Canadian Football League. While he has great genetics and an unrivaled work ethic in the gym, his sheer size at age 50 is strong evidence of juicing, albeit with top of the line hormones and chemical combinations. Not many people his age can train as hard and heavy as he does without top of the line anabolic steroids ("testosterone replacement therapy" as the wealthy call it) and human growth hormones helping out.

Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin? Testosterone

I Can Smell What The Rock Is Cooking, TESTOSTERONE Jabroni!

UPDATE: He was just as big or bigger in Fast & Furious 6 and Furious 7 and F8, along with his new spinoff movie Hobbs & Shaw!! Still a Wrestlemania Beast as well! He's almost a billionaire now and owns the XFL. Long live the People's Champion!

So who sees a movie like "Fast Five", the 5th Fast and the Furious movie, with a plot so simple and unoriginal that it could have been written by a 7 year old? THIS GUY! I actually did want to see this movie because both the pride of Vince McMahon's marketing machine (The Rock) and Vin Diesel were both in it, and I'm a sucker for dumb action movies (I loved The Expendables for instance, which had an equally predictable plot). So anyways, the plot was stolen from every other type of car chase and heist movie but I still liked it.

But I was amazed because he looked like he weighed about 285 in the movie, basically just a huge wall of muscle. Like I said, he made Vin Diesel look like a pipsqueak by comparison. Yes, Johnson has always been big and has a naturally gifted physique but he's also 39 years old and natural testosterone levels drop for most men in their 30's. He's also been a part of many organizations that have admittedly used steroids in the past (UMiami or any other Division I College Football Powerhouse for that matter, semi-pro football, and of course the WWE).

"I'm A Cop You Idiot!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Did he just use a bulking up workout routine including heavy weights, compound movements, low-medium reps, and enormous amounts of calories? Did he use some massive creatine stack to pack on 20-30 lbs of bulk muscle? Or did he take the quicker method of steroids or human growth hormone (HGH) to put on the freakish mass he displayed in the movie? We may never know about his exact steroid or growth hormone regimen, but you gotta see the movies to know what I mean, he's a monster! These pictures don't do him justice on the titan of testosterone.

Steroids Juice Growth Hormones HGH Testosterone Creatine

Fishing with Assault Rifles!

Know Your Role, and Shut Your Mouth!

The People's Champion at Wrestlemania in April 2011

I hope The Rock doesn't come and lay the smackdown on my Roody Poo candy ass for being such a jabroni and writing this blog post about his testosterone therapy, HGH use, or pure steroid use! If ya smeeelllllllalalalalala, what The Rock, is Cookin!

The Rock In His Glory Days as WWE Legend

vs. NOW

And just so you all know, I'm a big fan of Dwayne Johnson and all he's accomplished. I mean no disrespect to his incredible career and personally don't find anyone repulsive just because they took performance enhancers... we've all made mistakes and had to do things we aren't proud of! Testosterone and HGH doesn't change my opinion of him.